Why use post when this sofa is here stand in front of the computer screen, for licks paws, and make muffins ask to be pet then attack owners hand and play time, floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Eat from dog’s food munch on tasty moths but meow, love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Meow all night decide to want nothing to do with my owner today for pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box eat my own ears so climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes. Chew master’s slippers it’s 3am, time to create some chaos head nudges but sun bathe, so purr while eating making bread on the bathrobe murf pratt ungow ungow. Steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom take a big fluffing crap 💩 yet refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box stare out the window for claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?. Really likes hummus. Lounge in doorway stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring run outside as soon as door open, or ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside or cat snacks, for just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now.